Five of the coolest brothels in the world

It might sound strange to choose a holiday destination based on the quality of its brothels but sex tourism is a booming business, and brothels have been around for a very long time. So long that entrepreneurs, both male and female, have finessed what a mind-blowing, high-end brothel must contain. Luxury is a given, however there is something to suit every preferred style from quirky, to grungy, vintage and sophisticated. Team this with whichever beautiful backdrop in a new country and you are on to something special.

So after scouring X-rated travel guides and picking the brains of intrepid clients, and industry insiders, these are London Wildcats Escorts’ top five brothels from across the globe.

Bernds Sauna Club, Hennef in Germany

The reputation of this place, named after the street it is in, has been built up over decades. Keen travellers will know Germany is a fan of saunas so Bernds incorporates this cultural nuance. Arguably the real treat is the naked women in heels and the etiquette which has made Bernds so respectable, even though it is in a residential village. Wherever you decide to get down to business – lounge chair, the garden during summer, or in areas designed for the voyeurs amongst us – this place is an immersive experience.

Centaurus, Rio de Janeiro in Brazil

One famous footballer (no names mentioned) shut down this place for his own private party while the likes of Justin Bieber have been papped falling out of it. One of Brazil’s most exclusive brothels, or ‘spas’, Centaurus is undeniably in a league of its own. Just minutes from Ipanema beach, it opened in 1985, and has an illuminous red horse over its front entrance. The women are exotic, drop dead gorgeous, fun, and true veterans. For tourists wanting to know what the fuss is all about or locals wanting a place to relax, Centaurus has long been known as the place to be in Rio.

The Scarlet Harem, Queensland in Australia

Everything about the Harem, from its passionate red and black exterior to the wildly themed rooms inside, make for an experience to remember. A fluffy Playboy room might tick the box for you, or Parisian Bordeaux, but whichever you choose in this eight-bedroomed treasure chest of a brothel, you are guaranteed a feast for the eyes. The warehouse-looking building services only high-end clients – do not be fooled by its cool vibe. Nowhere says decadence more than here.

Sheri’s Ranch, Las Vegas in Nevada

Nothing is done by halves in Las Vegas and at Sheri’s Lounge, you will eat, drink and feel extremely happy before leaving. You have got to love that Sin City hospitality! Speciality rooms and a typical Las Vegas feel equal laidback with a great energy. Prices can run up to $5,000 a night, depending on the lady, so be prepared to part with your cash. When you are done, step next door to the sports bar for fries and a beer.

La Belle, Bangkok in Thailand

Talkative and welcoming women, a sensual atmosphere and extravagance on each floor. La Belle used to be called the Mona Lisa – a thing of beauty – and specialises in soapy massages in an elite area of Bangkok. What is also a plus, is you will not find La Belle full of foreigners. Instead you can chill among calm locals, many of them repeat clients because this brothel’s reputation exceeds itself. Music accompanies your dreamy massage, the Thai girls are petite but full of life…what is not to like?! Bring your towel or robe, and prepare to not want to leave.